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harm-the-unknown:

Director: Okay, so Gerard, you’re going to throw this shirt in the wash. Frank, you’re going to fold these pants. Ray, you’re on the dryer. 

Mikey: What do I get to do?

Director: Uhhh…..Here. You can pour the detergent into the machine.

Mikey: Bitchin’

I FOUND IT

Posted 1 hour ago on Oct 21st with 16,858 notes
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jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

Posted 1 hour ago on Oct 21st with 13,099 notes
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sweetcurse:

For Aslx, Gerard’s tongue appreciation

This is the original of these reposts.

Posted 3 hours ago on Oct 20th with 3,570 notes
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stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

Posted 3 hours ago on Oct 20th with 45,887 notes
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thnksfrmcr5:

do u ever just hate mondays so much

Posted 4 hours ago on Oct 20th with 56 notes
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Posted 4 hours ago on Oct 20th with 4,385 notes
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jerkidiot:

"I don’t have one either" oh my god

Posted 4 hours ago on Oct 20th with 30,092 notes
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productofcanada:

heyfunniest:

Best Kiss Cam. 

You sir, get an A+ for preparation and foresight.

Posted 4 hours ago on Oct 20th with 461,438 notes
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feachbossils:

never forget when I was waiting for vampire weekend to come on stage and I realized tom delonge from blink 182 was sitting in front of me so I tried to take a picture but the flash went off

Posted 4 hours ago on Oct 20th with 35,282 notes
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Posted 4 hours ago on Oct 20th with 1,997 notes
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llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

Posted 4 hours ago on Oct 20th with 529,166 notes
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frankiesteiniero:

Protect this man at all costs

Posted 4 hours ago on Oct 20th with 637 notes
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euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language

Posted 5 hours ago on Oct 20th with 159,073 notes
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musicmymomhates:

look at Mikey acting like he’s all fucking cool like he’s not activly trying not to wet himself. He’s a huge fucking smashing pumpkin fan he used to fucking follow them from concert to concert im/? that’s his idol and he’s trying to look cool like an i DIot i love him. 

Posted 5 hours ago on Oct 20th with 832 notes
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